The youngest Jenner and mom to Stormi has finally broken the official Kardashian/Jenner silence amid the plaguing her sister, Khloe. Though the whole family has kept mum following the news (except for one ), Kylie’s newest Instagram posts shatter the family's silence in the most Kardashian/Jenner way.
Behold: Three pictures, comprising of one promotional picture of her face and two—what else?— ass shots. Finally, normalcy has been restored to the Kardashian kingdom.
In the first series of photos, Kylie Jenner seems to be wearing and promoting the Kylie Cosmetics Dolce lip kit, one of the first lip kits that the mogul launched all the way back in 2015. Is Kylie hinting at better times? Is DOLCE an acronym that stands for Don’t Ogle Losers Chloe Ever. Does Khloe go by Chloe with Kylie as like, a cute sister thing? Or is Kylie just absentmindedly promoting her product while her sister’s relationship erupts into flames?
In the subsequent ass shots, Jenner gazes at the sun with an arched back in what appears to be a classic primal mating pose scientifically dubbed “Kardashian resting back.” The final shot is the classic looking back at it over the shoulder with the caption “big body benz, please don’t crash.” Strong message. Khloe, the clues are all here. We think. Maybe. Or, maybe they’re just ass shots.