Just look at that 'sh*tty' handwriting though...
All that's missing is symbiote ooze
Love is not all around us.
Someone get Daniel Craig on the phone...
Don't make us choose, Hollywood!
It's no accident.
'Tonight I cried because it's never the end'
You'll want to mark 14 July in your diaries, right this second.
'He was my best friend.'
This is the best thing to happen on television since 'Magic Mike XXL.'