'After we had been intimate, he tried to pay me'.
This makes us really sad
'The correct spelling is "skank"'
Go on, test the theory out
And there was us thinking we were being subtle
She's suing Trump to void the non-disclosure agreement she signed in the run-up to the 2016 election.
He also boasted about having no idea what he's talking about. Very on-brand.
Would the same be asked of a male politician?
We hope her husband is listening
Apparently the future first lady 'doesn't like his designs' anyway
If his latest Tweets are anything to go by...
Nope, no Trump discount this time.
Ahh the old 'my arms aren't in the sleeves' move eh?
But it's meaningless
You know what they say: when your husband may have slept with a porn star, take a £45,000 trip to the spa
Would you want to ride in the same car as Donald?
Hell would have to freeze over first
The office says they're 'fed up.'
'If I did lose half my fan base, then so be it.'
The piece is aptly named 'America'
In an interview, porn star Stormy Daniels alleged that Trump wanted all sharks to die.
Sean Connery was there! Kind of…
Did you expect him to say otherwise?
'A new day is on the horizon'
A round-up of the President's 'best' tweets of the year so far...
This was some tough competition.
President Donald Trump reportedly has 12 a day... Here's what it could be doing to his body
Jessica Leeds, Samantha Holvey and Rachel Crooks are fighting back